In a California devoid of authenticity, Cole Brooski loses his sanity after eating his 1,248th Ascos Taco. Diagnosed with the taco psychosis by a Hollywood mental institute, he nonetheless becomes an instant celebrity. For only the world's most authentic taco can cure him--and California, Mexico, even the world wants Cole to find it.

But soon Cole realizes that powerful interests have different plans. His girlfriend, Daisy Tanqueray - a podcaster and an OnlyFans stripper - smells opportunity, broadcasting Cole's breakdown to a ravenous audience. Meanwhile, chaos grows: factions riot in the streets and the governor declares a Taco State of Emergency while Mexico's president - secret service in tow - takes matters into his own hands.

Cole's only hope is Senorita Espinoza, an erstwhile chef who breaks him out before the opportunists - not least Daisy herself - can get to him first...